So what the hell is this?
I know many of you poor, unfortunate souls out there are looking for something to complain about. Well here is your chance. This is just a pathetic blog that I will be updating weekly with tales of failure, disappointment, and good old fashioned idiocy.
This world, let's face it, sucks. And everyone royally screws up, some people way more than others. And some people take disappointment too seriously, which is why I made this blog. If you're looking for advice, or stories that make your mistakes pale in comparison, or a good laugh, I'm here.
So to start us off let us begin with a tail of failure and embarrassment: One time I was so sleep deprived that I had lost my basic spacial reasoning skills. I tried to open my fridge to make some cereal, forgot how doors worked, and slammed the fridge door into my face with full force.
Thanks.
